Sam's Insane Ravings

The product image itself shows just how useless the product is.

Even floppy drives come with install CDs... (yeah yeah, it has various flash card readers as well.)

Yvan's slightly less obfuscated Login.

It'd help if two parts of the information weren't a couple of clicks from that very page, and if the length of the last piece wasn't stated.

Anyway, for anyone else who can't be bothered emailing yvan. Note: you'll need to generate the list of items even if you try every possibility (after taking 2 minutes to determine all but the first four letters) there's less than 500,000. Remember he's in England do it when he's sleeping :). And of course you can narrow it down much further still since the chances his parents named him Yvan Jkkg Seth is pretty small...

use HTTP::Request::Common;
require LWP::UserAgent;
$ua = LWP::UserAgent->new;
$ua->agent('GuessBot/0.2');


while (<>) {
    $name = $_;
    chomp;
    $v = $ua->request(POST 'http://malignity.net/', ['user' => 'Dude', 'pass' => $_,
                                                     'submit' => 'Log in!', 'plugin' => 's10_login',
                                                     'task' => 'login'])->content;
    exit print $name unless $v =~ /Login for user Dude failed/;
}

And as another hint all the letters in Yvan's middle name are in this post.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.